-✦ The Curious Cat ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ ✦-
Satisfaction always brings it back

PLAIN TEXT VER || SPIRE WEEKLY FORM

-✦ The Premise
Importent item got stolen mysteriously over the night? Need information regarding a recent scuffle? Or perhaps simply looking to trade in the currency of whispered secrets? The Spire's local bard and (rather unofficial) investigative journalist has you covered~ 

I offer my services to anyone who may need them; mainly in the form of private detective work and such. I also offer the ability to write pieces for the board, whether you simply struggle to word your idea or desire an advertisement- I can do it!

You can find my office just a little on the left before the docks, straight down the path leading to it. And if you have any inquiry regarding pieces for the newspaper, just drop it down in the letterbox right outside!

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-✦ Disclaimers
- I do not necessarily agree to or adhere to all of my clients' views, but even I have lines I will not cross. I will not be writing your petty rage against someone else for you. Pen your grievances yourself

- My clients' private information is to be respected. Do not hound me for anything from their identity to what they may have asked of me, unless it is specifically for legal matters

- Information will always be verified to the best of my ability, but I am no psychic, nor am I a perfect Fable. Mistakes, misinformation and the likes will happen occasionally. I do not claim to be writing the definitive truth in any of my written works in any form

- I am a very busy thing, considering I run the Spire Weekly on top of my profession as a performer amongst other things. Take no offense should I have no time to look into your matter

- Matters of payment and amount will vary per client depending on what is being asked

- (More will be added as needed)

[!] There's a line of thieves cant here… simply hidden amongst what seems to be doodles of vaguely cat shaped blobs? 

OOC STUFF!!!

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