A poster containing a poem written in [Ancient Tongue] is nailed to the notice board.

AN BARBARACH
Bhí buachaill barbarach darb ainm Bracchus,
Cé léirigh faic ach brúidiúlacht!
An babún mór seo, bheadh sé ag bhagairt
an babaí is lú chuig an baicle is láidir!
Ach mar a deir an seanfhocal:
Ná bac le mac an bhacaigh is
ní bacfaidh mac an bhacaigh leat.
Translation:
Spoiler
(Not a literal translation)
THE BARBARIC
There was a barbaric boy by the name of Bracchus,
Who showed nothing but brutality!
This big baboon, he would bully
the tiniest baby to the toughest bunch!
But as they say:
Don't trouble trouble and
it won't trouble you.