[Nell can often be found in a tavern or by bonfire, drunkenly spinning a tale. Here you may find some such stories that the ratty sailor has told. The authenticity varies highly, and many come from a Mistan oral tradition that is just as questionable.]
The Brine King's Folly
“Y’ e’er hear o’ the Shallow-Things? Nay? Listen close-like then, n’ I’ll tell ya!” The fiery haired sailor leans in close by the firelight, rum fresh in their mug. “But first one must know-a the King o’ The Deep, the Brine King, or some call’em the King’o Crabs. A mere… princeling, ah suppose, in the realm o’ the great Siren Serene.”
Nell lifts their mug up high, wreathed by the glow of the tavern’s fire. Listen here t’ origins of the Brine King ‘imself. Once, when sirens swam the Isles and mingled with men, there was one son of such a union. The man, name lost t’ time, was favored by the Serene. ‘E swam t’ islands coasts, pluckin’ up shells n’ pearls deep in t’ reefs where none else could go. For with ‘er favor, the Siren Serene gave blessings and boons like ah right treasure trove!” The sailor holds their hands out wide, to display the breadth and grandness of these gifts.
“Indeed, the man ‘o’d become t’ Brine King swam deeper n’ deeper each time. ‘Oldin’ his breath longer n’ longer. Deeper ‘e went, n’ further from the shores, the stranger things ‘e saw in the briney deep. Legends tell ‘o great eels t’ length o’ islands themselves, sharks with long tendrils like jelly-fish what wash ashore. What strangeness can be found below, the would be king saw it all! Wonders o’ the world, just for him and those what swim deep…”
Stepping before the fire, and crouching low, Nell takes a tone of mystery, and severity, “But alas… temptations o’ the seas splendor can be hard to resist… The favored of the Serene dove yet deeper, and found in the craggy depths below, those spots where anchors don’t reach, treasures of the Serene herself. For all those things cast aside in her name are brought, by t’ tides, somewhere.”
The fiery haired storyteller stands back, “So, the fool stole the pearls and jewels from t’ Serene’s depths and swam for the surface! Yet the jewels n’ gems weighed heavy, so much more’n heavy than any gem should. The water were like sap, heavy n’ more than hard t’ swim in. The favored swam hard as ‘e could, hoping to take the great treasures. His skin…” The tone falls again, dark and moody as the fire crackles behind, “It began t’ change, y’see.”
“The jewels of the Siren Serene are cursed, as any sailor now knows. As such, the favored began t’ change. His skin began t’ harden over, barnacles sprouted from ‘is flesh! Seaweed wrapped ‘round ‘is legs, ‘n’ spines grew out ‘is back! The favored dropped some o’ the jewels, trying t’ carry less weight. ‘E dropped more ‘n’ more, yet not all, so ‘e continued t’ change. By the time he accepted his defeat, let loose but one small pearl what weighed him down, it were over. Yet in its fullness, ‘e did not know.”
“The favored returned to his people, yet they did not embrace ‘im. ‘Monster!’ They yelled, grabbed torches ‘n harpoons t’ chase him back. Confused, he did not flee, not until they attacked. Yet the man, ‘e did not die. Their weapons would not pierce the strange shell ‘e had grown. Still, he fled back to the sea, and by the coast ‘e had lost them. And in the reflection o’ the tide pools the favored knew then what ‘e had become. ‘E saw, ‘pon his brow… a crown o’ shells ‘n’ spines ‘n’ pearls.”
The sailor moves beside the hearth, out of the wreathed spotlight of the firelight. She takes a drink and looks up, “Oh, n’ his fate? Well, back in the depths, the newly crowned ‘Brine King’ made a home. Begged the Siren Serene for forgiveness. Gathered treasures, luring in sailors with a glimmer under t’ water! ‘E and his people, the Shallow-Things - which are all ‘is children and each one of ‘em a beautiful abomination in their own right, aye - ‘E and his people rarely come up t’ surface, but if’n they do, y’best stay way from those folk that come up from the brine.”