[!] A post has been pinned to the notice board!

Reports regarding a fey entity appearing in the graveyard with yellow eyes, red hair, no mouth, and donning a cloak have reached me. They have claimed the names of townsfolk already. I ask that any encounters with this (and any other) fey be done with caution, or are otherwise fled from. Report them to yours truly, or any other official. And if asked for your name, do not humor such a question.

I will keep tabs on developments, but a warning to the people is necessary. 

- Magister Petrus 

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A note written with a glittery ink had been posted under this one.

"Hey who is that handsome fellow you are referring to? Why it is me! You all may refer to me as The Salesman, and my employees will likely be offering you my many wares soon enough! Should you wish to work for me, offer me your name down below!"

Any attempt to rip the note from the board proves fruitless as it molds like rubber, snapping back to its original shape.

(DM Nerdocalypse- Aka this is a lore thingy)

[!] Another note added beside the other!

'I will personally visit your home and lecture you if you sign your name.'

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A single letter would be signed below the bit obviously posted by the fey- only a single letter, penned in green ink.

"P"

[!]

"I don't even know what to say at this point, uh... Three for one special? Sure. Welcome to the team!"

A new hire has been taken on! How? Why? It worked nonetheless!